Mom sent me a couple of tubes of this lip balm. Of course, it gave me a good giggle when I read the label. I took it upstairs to a freshly bathed Monkey Man as he has had chapped lips alot lately. Anyway, he grabbed it and started smearing it on. I looked at him with my best surprised and shocked face and said, "Buddy, you should read the label of things before you just start to smear them on your lips!" He jerked it away and read the label and had this sudden look of horror and repulsion that was priceless! "MOM!" A moment of silence, then, "Wait a minute, this doesn't REALLY have poop in it!" A look of relief and a giggle from a mean Mommy! I love terrorizing my kids! Is that bad?
Anyhoo... for those of you interested in obtaining your own "Chicken Poop" you can find it at:
www.ilovechickenpoop.com
4 comments:
Awesome post! Glad to see someone finally reporting they've put chicken poop on their (kid's) lips.
Inquiring minds want to know: what does it taste like?
- your friends at urban chickens
LOVE this! My kids would crack up : )
Well, I it pretty much tastes like nothing, but the "free range" version smells like lavender and is very nice. The "outdoor all-weather" version is also tastes like nothing but smells like orange blossoms, also very nice! Who knew chickens had such fragrant poop?!?
Also, if you put alot of the "outdoor" version on, it is very white and slimy and looks rather like you DID just smear chicken poop on your lips!
Don't worry as he grows I am sure he is gonna give you many more surprises - gotta get in early while you can ;)
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