150th Post

For my 150th post, I considered doing a random, 150 things about me, but figured 150 things is ALOT. So how about I narrow it down to 50.

1. I've been happily married for 13 1/2 years!
2. I've got two SUPER cool kiddos.
3. I share my home with Otis the Wonderdog, or Otis Potis Who Drinks from the Commodus.
3. I grew up in New Mexico.
4. I currently reside in Texas.
5. I wish I still lived in Oregon!
6. I homeschool my kids.
7. I think farting is funny!
8. I hate fire ants!
9. My favorite sandwich is a meatloaf sandwich, mmmmmm!
10. I have one tattoo, hoping to get another one soon.
11. I love to cook, but HATE to clean up after myself.
12. I'm estranged from my father.
13. But I love my Mama and my in-laws.
14. I think Valentine's Day is STUPID.
15. I generally like animals more than people.
16. My favorite colors are emerald green and sunshine yellow.
17. I seem to always be the person who steps in gum (I suppose better gum than dogshit).
18. I color my hair because I am growing older kicking and screaming (and I've forgotten what my natural color is)!
19. Even after 2 kids, I still wear a size 5 (and I'm proud of myself for that!)
20. I think gumdrops are disgusting!
21. I think rice pudding is awesome!
22. I hate to drive.
23. I always paint my toenails, but NEVER paint my fingernails.
24. I'm a licensed massage therapist, but very rarely practice.
25. I have a degree in Biology with emphasis in physiology and zoology.
26. One of my biggest pet peeves is bad spelling.
27. Another big pet peeve is women that wear too much perfume, GAG!
28. I totally suck at sports!
29. But I take some pretty awesome photos.
30. I am loyal and trustworthy to a fault!
31. My favorite part of my body is my feet, they are long, slender and gorgeous when my toenails are painted!
31. My least favorite part of my body is my fingers, I chew on my hangnails when I'm nervous.
32. Sproingy food makes me gag (calamari, chicken skin, etc...).
33. I have never been overseas.
34. I like to garden, but think I suck at it.
35. I can lay tile and hardwood floors and paint like a son of a bitch!
36. Strawberries and fresh peaches are my favorite fruits.
37. If I wasn't married, I'd very much like to "do" Johnny Depp! ;-)
38. I drink hot tea, English style, every morning, even in the middle of summer.
39. I've always wanted to visit Australia, Scotland and Bora Bora.
40. I never intended to have children, but I have never loved anything so fiercely in all my life!
41. I used to have hair down to my arse!
42. My dream car is a 1963 black Corvette Stingray
43. I secretly wish my hubby had a Harley and would grow his hair back and get a tattoo!
44. I'm an only child.
45. Stupid people piss me off.
46. I want to write children's books.
47. I'm pretty sure I talk too much!
48. My favorite animals are otters and hippopotamuses!
49. When I grow up I want to be a roller derby queen!
50. I actually enjoy writing this stupid blog!